What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?